chutiya jokes for whatsapp

chutiya jokes for whatsapp

MULLA: Tera Birthday kab hai?
SARDAR: Next week, Why?
MULLA: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
SARDAR: Tera Birthday kab hai?
MULLA: Next month, Why?
SARDAR: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
(Har baar sardar chutiya nahi hota)

What a Misunderstanding!!!
A Boy and a girl chatting on
facebook…
Girl: Din bhar facebook pe
online rehta hai, chutiya hai
kya ?
Boy: Tu hogi chutiya… tera baap
chutiya, teri maa chutiya… tera
pura khandaan chutiyaa… aur fb
tere baap ka hai kya..???? Girl
(after 3-4 minutes): I was asking
about CHUTTIYA(holida
ys)…vacations….
Blocked….