girls and boys faadu jokes

girls and boys faadu jokes 

Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein
akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur
kaha : "kya main aap ke saath baith sakta hoon......??
.
Ladki (Chillai: nahi, main aaj raat
tumhare saath nahi guzaar sakti...!!

sab log dekhne lage..!!
.
Ladka sharminda ho gaya..!!

kuch der baad Ladki uske paas
gayi aur maafi mangi aur
kaha : Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon ke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain..!!"
.
Ladka (Chillaya : What...?? 10 Hazaar ek raat ke...??

bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar..!! .

.
sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage..!!

.

Aur phir ladka aahista se bola :"
Ab mehsoos kar khul ke...