Baba k chutiya jokes with pappu – Whatsapp jokes
Pappu:- Baba mujhe rasta dikhao,
Meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai
chintit hu.
Nirmal baba:- Beta aap kya krte ho.
Pappu- Shadi hone ke liye konsa
kam uchit rahega..??
Baba- Tum mithai ki dukan khol lo.
Pappu- Baba, wo kholi hui hai, mere father ki
mithai ki hi dukan hai.
Baba: Shanivar ke din subah 9 baje khola karo.
Pappu- Shani mandir ke paas hi
meri dukan h or 9 baje hi kholta hu.
Baba- Kale rang ke kutte ko mithai
khilaya karo.
Pappu- Mere ghar me kala kutta
hi hai, subah sham mithai
khilata hu.
Baba- Somvar ko shiv mandir jaya
karo.
Pappu- Main keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hu.
Baba- Kitne bhai behan ho.
Pappu- Baba aap ke hisaab se shadi ke liye kitne bhai
behan hone
chhaiye.
Baba- Do bhai ek behan.
Pappu- Mere sach me do bhai ek
bahen hi hai.
Baba- Daan diya karo.
Pappu- Baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu.
Baba- Badrinath kitni baar gaye ho.
Pappu- Baba aap ke hisab se shadi
ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana
chahiye….??
Baba- kam se kam 2 baar.
Pappu- Main bhi 2 baar hi gaya hu.
Baba- Nile rang ki shirt pehna karo.
Pappu- Baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt hai, kal dhone ke liye utari thi, aaj subah fir
pehan lunga.
Pappu- Baba ek sawal puchu.
Baba- Han jarur.
Pappu- kya mere mathe pe aap ko
chutiya likha hua dikh raha hai….??
Baba- Nahi to.
Pappu- To fir kyo itne sare logo ko
baithe bithaye chutiya banate
ho Baba ek baat aur bolu.
Baba- Han bolo
Pappu- Main pehle se shadi shuda hu
aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi….. Idhar se gujar raha
tha, socha ???????? ???? ????? ?? ??? ????
Pappu Rocked… BABA Shocked…
