Santa Ka Naya Phone

Santa ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar Banta bola:
Naya phone kab khareeda?

Santa: Naya nahin, Girlfriend ka hai!

Banta: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya?

Santa:
Roj kehti thi, Mera phone nahin uthaate..!
Aaj mauka mila, to utha laaya!!