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Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"
Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.
