Whatsapp Latest Best Funny English Text messages & SMS for a Cute SMILE
Three Fastest Means Of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell A Woman
Bonus: Need Still Faster – Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone.
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If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
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Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny english sms!
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U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!
