Friday, November 7, 2014

top 5 aap chutiya hai jokes

top 5 "aap chutiya hai" jokes

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Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Roj Raat Bhar Sunne se agar aapko lagta hai ki Aapki Gf Vapas Aa jayegi to kasam Dance Master Mithun Chakraborty ki aap chutiye hai

TU-NA-SACH

are jo bhi read kr rha h usko nhi bol rha m 
just kidding yr  ignore it ;)

Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward krke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN

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tere liye nhi h boss ye to m ese hi likh rha hu 
tu read kr na

agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki wo
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rhi the isleye balance khatm
hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN


kab-sudhrega-chutiya

Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

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Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur $1cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Fadu Post padne k baad b
agar Like ni kara
to kasam Mark zuckerberg ki
AAP 
CHUTIYE HAIN :P :P

tune sara read kr liya beta tu to sachi wala chutiya h
hahaha